• Best thing about having a Dwight Schrute in your office? Endless entertainment. 🙂 #
• RT @FakeAPStylebook All mentions of the word chameleon should be preceded by five commas. In all other instances, they come and go. <– LMAO #
• RT @FrankConniff I won’t refudiate Sarah Palin’s right to invent words. I’ll just point out that she’s a stupidiot. #
• Whoa, we here in #denver were expecting a 112 degree day. Instead we get rain? #
• Holy moly, my music player has been serving up some AWESOME tracks tonight! http://ping.fm/ISiDl #
• Holy moly, my music player has been serving up some AWESOME tracks tonight! http://lnk.ms/Brk69 #
• Important thing to remember: ‘be the change you wish to see in the world" – Gandhi #
• LMAO!!! // RT @goodlaura RT @biffster: “be the change you wish to see” – Gandhi <-I wanna be a roll of quarters. 🙂 #
• Fun things todo w/ Schrute-ish co-wrkers: if they miss work for dental issues, leave toothbrush & paste on their desk. Or 2. Or 4… #
• RT @mamarocksreno Twitter is made up of 90% adolecent boys & 10% desperate housewives. <– sounds about right… #
• Amen to that! –> RT @shimmer418: RT @dahara: If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. #unknown #quote #

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• Hello new followers, thanks for adding me! I hope I won’t bore you. 🙂 #
• I hate that god-damned f**king octopus!!! #
• w00t w00t: free #loslobos #mp3: http://bit.ly/bhmEQE #
• RT @Chris_Kasten Remember to get a nice card and gift for “National Coffee Maker Appreciation” day. Have you hugged yr coffee maker lately? #
• Just listed myself at http://localtweeps.com. List yourself to Find and Get Found by tweeps near you! #
• RT @mindhackz Larger head size may protect against Alzheimer’s symptoms http://ow.ly/186Xv6 <– Yay for my big fat noggin’! #
• *whew* RT @1HottMommyof3 #tatatuesday @DROPPNBOMBZ here is payment haha! I will never ask a question again! http://tweetphoto.com/32481316 #
• RT @algore 2010 setting up to be a record setting year http://bit.ly/9ALFXQ <– EEK! Though one year might just be a blip. #
• Corrected this for you, @twistedxtian: Being up in Canada makes EVERYTHING tougher though. #
• #saysitall RT @denverpost Ted Haggard’s growing new church to move to a Colo. Springs performing arts center: http://bit.ly/bRjFBW #
• If I were single, I’d have had a special moment: the woman in front of me ordered the exact same b’fast sandwich as me. #
• If I were single, I’d have had a special moment: the woman in front of me ordered the exact same b’fast sandwich as me. #
• RT @FrankConniff Teabaggers so upset NAACP called them racists, they sobbed while reciting pledge of allegiance 2 confederate flag. #tcot #
• RT @Chris_Eh_Young Life is to be enjoyed. Let yourself go once in a while. Step away from regret and just do it. #
• Damn, I don’t cuss enough anymore -> RT @WeeLaura Fuck yeah! @omarg The three cursingest people I follow #fbombfollowwednesday #
• Switched from #linuxmint to #macos on my work computer. Miss Mint, but there are some things that are easier to do in OS X #
• RT @FrankConniff If Bristol #Palin #039;s love is as vast as her mother’s stupidity, then her marriage to Levi Johnson will last forever. #
• Discussing Paul and sexism w/ @melsite1, found creepy Ephesians 5:33: “let the wife see that she fear/revere her husband.” #
• RT @devlzadvoct: Yes please!! RT @adamandeve: Boobs! <– Si por favor! #
• RT @6strinG_:@GoinGonzo: It’s twitter people don’t take sht personal unless its ur mom that blocks u.. p.s. mom I’m sorry please unblock me #
• (No subject header) #
• RT: @ssfw70 You wanna cut the deficit. let a bunch of single moms be in charge. its abt priorities. we know how to live within a budget #
• I <3 @snowkitten. If you don’t #ff her, you’re a damned fool! #
• #ff @chris_kasten, ‘cuz his geekiness is awesomeness! #
• #ff @rnBetty, ‘cuz who *doesn’t* want to follow a naughty nurse? 🙂 #
• I’ve realized that I don’t start any conversations on Twitter, just join in with threads started by others. #
• #creepy A fifth-grade teacher anointed students with “holy” oil. A *public school* teacher. http://bit.ly/dAShiX #
• RT @AtheistDamsel @distroia: “A bunch of stupid atheists!” http://tinyurl.com/38b8woc <– I actually know people like this… #
• #ff @twistedxtian, a fellow dad and a semi-rarity: a cool #christian #
• Watching Buzz Out Loud’s coverage of Apple’s iPhone press conference. Can @mollywood keep her cool? http://bit.ly/bdPEcw #
• Great articles discussing myths about bipolar disorder: http://bit.ly/bbsSzJ and http://bit.ly/9poFKf #bipolar #
• Tancredo? Seriously? #wtf RT @denverpost: DP poll shows Scott McInnis losing support, Republicans like Tom Tancredo: http://dpo.st/came1y #
• OMG, I can’t believe I never thought of this before: my co-worker is Dwight Schrute! 🙂 #
• Welcome @kidzui! Your service makes allowing my 6yo computer time SO much easier. Gracias! #
• Only the cool people get to call me Biffster. Cool like you! #

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• “Nice 😉 RT @infidelqueen #tatatuesday http://twitpic.com/22xugg&quot; -@Jesmi69 // yeah they are! 😉 #
• RT @courtkneerawks: Every time I hear "In the Air Tonight” I have a sudden urge to pee in Mike Tyson’s pool and steal a cop car. <– LMAO! #
• It’s gonna be one of those mornings where I don’t move from the coffee pot. #insomnia #
• It’s gonna be one of those mornings where I don’t move from the coffee pot. #insomnia #
• New techie blog post: iPhone 3g and iOS 4 http://bit.ly/8XcV5f #
• Finally, the Coast Guard is doing its job: threatening reporters with prison time and $40k fines. http://ow.ly/27EPI /via @BPGlobalPR <- LOL #
• RT @Syfy: Reminder, I’m giving away my #Syfy Flip UltraHD camcorder to someone who RTs this note by 5pm PT on 7/9. http://twitpic.com/22y6ls #
• +1 RT @artbynemo just moved “play with huge fake boobs” in front of “visit grand canyon” on my bucket list #
• RT @tessasdad @twistedxtian: Dear fellow Christians: Please stop telling ppl you can fix the fact that they are gay, like it is a problem. #
• RT @DaddyYoEffinRox RT @biffster: New blog post: Paul -vs- everyone else (I Corinthians 1-4) http://bit.ly/a0n3tW #bible <– Thanks John! #
• I am not a Mac/OS X guy, but I have to say that #nambu is *THE* best Twitter client I’ve ever used. #
• I am not a Mac/OS X guy, but I have to say that #nambu is *THE* best Twitter client I’ve ever used. #
• Hmmm… should I group @todayshow as News or “News” ? #
• RT @KateHarding RT @AmandaMarcotte RT @kombiz Wow DOMA just got struck down in court – http://bit.ly/9FZq8t #
• RT @FrankConniff The next time life gives me lemons, I’m going to throw them at Sharron Angle – http://tiny.cc/k18tk <– LMAO!!! #
• #ff @rnbetty ‘cuz she writes “tart,” @ms_stiletto for awesomeness, @chris_kasten a Denver geek and @snowkitten ‘cuz EVERY1 should follow her #
• #ff @jesmi69 a former Colorado valley resident. And she’s kinda mean sometimes. 🙂 #
• RT @1HottMommyof3 RT @FreakyFact: You can lose 5-10 pounds a year, just by having sex 10 times a month. Now that’s an interesting #SexDiet #
• RT @HomerJSimpson I’m gonna become a bank and ask for Federal bailout money. It’s obvious I’m too fat to fail. #
• #whyivote To keep loonies like Michelle Bachman out of Colorado. #
• Hello @paparocks6! I am a fellow father, tweeter and blogger. 🙂 #
• RT @IAm1HotMess A man will pay $10 for $5 item he needs. Woman will pay $5 for $10 item she doesn’t need, because it’s on sale.THAT is so me #
• Another daddy blogger! Thanks for the follow, @Daddymojo. 🙂 #

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