Colbert transcript

By | May 2, 2006

How many ways do I love Steve Colbert? His bitterly-sarcastic skewering of right-wing tv hosts like Bill O’Reilly already won my heart. But then, his tongue-lashing of George W. Bush, with Bush sitting about six feet to Colbert’s left, totally won me over. How can you not love someone who would say this to George W’s face?

Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don’t pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in “reality.” And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

But why take my word for it? Watch it yourself!