Weekly Archive

  • [sigh] I am actually going to try getting through #starwars ep II tonight, helped out by #rifftrax. Wish me lotsa luck! #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “A vote in the senate? when will this movie slow down and let us catch our breath?” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “Speaking of unbearable, will this scene never end?” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “No one will be admitted during the thrilling library scene…” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “Dangerous and disturbing, or pointless and dull?” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “Ugh, could their romance get any more uncomfortable to watch?” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “‘I can’t breathe.’ YOU CAN’T ACT!!!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “I was having nightmares of a devastated Jedi having bad dreams about HIS MOMMY!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “Stand back, he’s trying to act!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “I don’t know what to do, I don’t know how to feel… the director won’t tell me…” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “Sometimes mass murder makes you feel all icky inside.” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “Any chance he’ll die and be replaced with a new Anakin Skywalker. Maybe one that can act?” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “The problem is they’re all running on DOS 4.0” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “Ah, Operation Desert Bore.” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “My brother was a giant wuss!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “I think Obi-Wan just nodded off over there.” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “Glad we didn’t miss the pivotal PARKING SCENE!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars ep2: “They had to get married because he couldn’t keep his lightsaber in its sheath.” #
  • #starwars ep2: Definitely a step up from ep1, but any scene w/ Christenson SUCKED EGGS! And still way too much talking, not enough showing. #
  • Never realized that Sherlock Holmes is bipolar ‘til I started reading the books. I really like that. #
  • . @JennyPennifer It is when the choice is between the mother’s life/health or an abortion. #TCOT #
  • Not to jinx myself, but could this week get any more fucked up? 😛 #
  • ? @WeeLaura: RT @AdamSerwer I think what’s clearly wrong with these hearings is there isn’t enough flirting in between questions. in reply to WeeLaura #
  • Lotsa unhappy people at mineral station waiting for #denver #lightrail d-line. The 6:05 train appears to have left at 6:02. #
  • Daughter has The Strep, I am coming down with symptoms. Ugh! #
  • Ayup, definitely a mojito night. Late night working last two nights. Maybe I’ll get caught up by EOB tomorrow. #
  • g’night, dear tweeps! I shall see you soon. #
  • My dear lord, I didn’t think I could love @Maddow even more, then I watched her debate with Pat Buchanan on 7/16. <3 #
  • One of the positives of working from home: incense! #
  • Wow, it’s a day full of meetings. I’ve forgotten what that is like. Reminds me of my ill-fated management days… #
  • . @shawnz No one ever went broke under-estimating the intelligence of the average Joe… in reply to shawnz #
  • Hey, #amarok 1.4 can play m4a (AAC) files AND write them to my #iPod. God I love using #linux. #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Wow, they have GIGANTIC gophers on that planet…” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, every building looked like a penis!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “He even WALKS blandly!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Look, the diva from The Fifth Element is on a date with the Vitamin King” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “So they’re just going to sit around in those theater seats and make snide remarks? Those bastards!’ <— LOL #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Did this movie OD on Ambien? C’mon, step it up!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Chance the gardener would make a better Dark Lord!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “This is the dullest podcast I’ve ever heard!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Don’t worry, that’s just Ana-crap there to do nothing and be whiny.” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “See, the problem is that the Chancellor is not properly grounded.” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “‘What’ve I done?’ Well, you’ve ruined two movies, crapped on the franchise…” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Hey, the lights from The Natural are getting away!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “He’s crying ‘cuz while murdering everyone he stubbed his toe.” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “We can live on murder… er, I mean love. LOVE! I always get them confused…” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “DORK POSE!!!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Thanks for scheduling our confrontation on a lava planet.” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Captain Kirk kick. Captain Kirk double-kick!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “The burning midichlorians must leave a horrible stench in the air.” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Killer entrance, Bra, but only humans get to sit up front.” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “They’re on the little platform that can!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “I wish I were never immaculately conceived.” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Space vultures sure got here quick!” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Would you want to live in a world where there’s nobody to hold you like they did on the shores of Naboo?” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Sorry, what was that? Leia just wet all over me…” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “In a tribute of mourning, the planet has been renamed Naboo-hoo-hoo.” #
  • #rifftrax of #starwars Ep III: “Didn’t Disney get in trouble for putting one of those buildings in The Little Mermaid?” #
  • It’s weird to listen to a #rifftrax of a movie that I actually like, e.g. #starwars Revenge of the Sith. They point out flaws I didn’t see #
  • I now remember why I really liked Star Wars Revenge of the Sith. There’s some flaws, but for the most part, the movie rocks hard. #fb #

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