Monthly Archives: April 2004

Thanks to the amazing Wonkette, I’ve found a website that perfectly sums up my feelings for this year’s coming election: JohnKerryIsADoucheBagButImVotingForHimAnyway.com.

Okay, I took the Weblog Personality Type Analysis quiz to avoid doing homework Sunday morning. The result started off sounding good, but in the end I realized that I was being harshed on. I hate it when that happens! My analysis results: Congratulations! You’re a totally normal person. If you had a weblog, it’d probably… Read More »

Apparently, having sex with a soccer player is dangerous. Just ask actress Leslie Ash: “Ash told the Sun newspaper: ‘We were making love and this happens. How embarrassing is that? The injuries [a broken rib] happened when I hit a bedside table.’”

If you haven’t heard of an application called VirtualMDA by Sendmails Corp (not to be confused with the UNIX Sendmail team), odds are you will soon. Sendmails promises to give users $5 to downlaod and install VirtualMDA, plus $1 per hour that VirtualMDA runs on the user’s computer. The function of the program? send spam.… Read More »

Distrurbing news out of Monegerey County, California. Apparently, a member of the Republican party infiltrated the Green Party, then convinced Green member Brook Madsen to run for a state senate seat. The Repub mole even paid the filing fee for Madsen to enter the race. The reason? To weaken the Democratic challenger in the race,… Read More »

Interesting. A woman gets righteously burned by Ice-T, and is proud enough of this fact to share it with the world. A must-read, just for Ice-T’s great punchline: the ice-t story.